Outstanding! Hurrah! Thanks in your sweat!

Bad book review got you down? I suggest you start a blog. In no time at all, you’ll be on the receiving end of a whole bunch of relentlessly cheerful and laudatory spam messages. These messages are bound to lift your spirits, singling you out for your brilliant writing skills and giving you a great big virtual slap on the back. Sure, the English is stilted – even nonsensical at times – but the sentiment is clear. And here’s the great thing: no matter how vigilant you are about deleting these messages, they just keep stacking up, day after day, night after night. I’m told that this phenomenon is referred to in the industry as Black Hat SEO, but hey, whatever. It’s awesome! Hurrah!! Here, then, is just a small sample of the hundreds of exclamation-mark-laden eulogies I’ve received in recent weeks (because, you know, I deserved them):

  1. Hello! I love your writing very so much!
  2. I admire the valuable facts you provide in your content. I will bookmark your weblog and also have my youngsters check up right here frequently. I am fairly positive they’ll learn lots of new stuff here!
  3. This is really cool – I like it here!
  4. Magnificent website. A lot of helpful information here. I’m sending it to some pals. And obviously, thanks in your sweat!
  5. Great work! That is the kind of information that are meant to be shared around the web. Disgrace on Google for not positioning this publish higher!
  6. Congratulations, you have very good writing skills, appreciated your work.
  7. Pretty decent post. I just stumbled upon your site and wanted to say that I have in reality enjoyed reading your web site posts. Anyway, I’ll be subscribing to your feed and I hope you post again soon.
  8. Hi, good post. I want to thank you for this informative read. I really appreciate sharing your post. Keep up your work!
  9. Thank you very much for that extraordinarily first class editorial! Keep up the good work.
  10. I wanted to thank you for this wonderful read!! I certainly loved every bit of it. I’ve got you book-marked to check out new things you post.
  11. This article is a great help to me! Thank you!
  12. I had this page saved a while previously but my computer crashed. I have since gotten a new one and it took me a while to find this! I also really like the template though.
  13. Great delivery. Outstanding arguments. Keep up the amazing work.
  14. Thank you, I have recently been searching for information approximately this topic for a long time and yours is the greatest I have came upon till now.
  15. My brother suggested I may like this web site. He was totally right. This post truly made my day. You can’t believe simply how much time I had spent for this information! Thanks!
  16. You continually amazing me with amount of content you turn out without sacrificing quality.
  17. This has to be the best, just keep updating here, will be back for more!
  18. I have read some excellent stuff here. Certainly value bookmarking for revisiting. I surprise how a lot effort you set to create this sort of wonderful informative web site.
  19. Hurrah, that’s what I was seeking for, what a information! Existing here at this website, thanks admin of this website.
  20. Thanks for another informative blog. Where else may I am getting that type of info written in such a perfect way?

* Slightly irrelevant animal photo taken in a monastery near Tongren in Qinghai Province, China.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *